I know that Valentine’s Day is a big pain in the ass and that getting a gift for your lady is the most boring waste of time ever. This year though, get her something the both of you can enjoy as a dorky couple. I guarantee you will find something to get her out of these next five items or I’ll call you cheap and berate you about it.
Now, onto the goods!
What chick isn’t going to love a Nintendo DS? There are tons of great remakes of classics she probably grew up on and lots of fun, easy to play games like Brain Age. For a real special moment between you, pick up two DSes and play each other in Mario Kart. Just make sure you lose on purpose though ;)
Though wine isn’t really related to technology, you’re buying it through a website and it is romantic. The infamous Woot.com now has a wine section offering various wines each day for a discounted price. Today’s feature is the Kunde Estate Trio for only $49.99 with $5 for shipping. Why not get some wine, get drunk, pig out, and cuddle during CSI: Miami?
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Nothing is more geeked out than a USB drive – especially one with a heart. Give her your heart along with a bunch of your favorite love songs on the drive. Just be prepared to buy some flowers too, because this isn’t cutting it, you cheapskate.
Williams Sonoma may be an overpriced cookware store, but it’s a damn fun one. Pick up some fun new kitchenware and cook with your lovely lady for a change. Try making cookies or small cakes with this X and O mold. Baking not your thing? Freeze some water in these and spice up a cocktail with some lovin’!
Of course if you’re a really unimaginative bum, you could just get her a pink Motorola RAZR and be done with it.
