Rollin’ in mah Bentley
Cruisin down the street
Got bling on my wrists, ankles
neck and teeth
Got a call on my cellie
Yo let me show you it
This Vertu Ascent T
has gotta be the shit
It’s not out yet
Still with tha FCC
But I got a unit
Cause I got 10,000 Gs
Lots of features
Like a scratch-proof LCD
UMTS Internet
Yeah, I love me some 3G
Back of tha phone
Got a hot leather touch
Brown leather with a logo
Maybe it’s too much?
Top rockin’ all the time
With a Series 40 OS
With a 3-megapixel camera
Your photos be da best
No price has been announced
But you can bet its really high
Now my rap is over
So I’m gonna say goodbye.
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