Transformers 2 gets a title, and boy does it suck Ravage balls

I really hope this is a joke. It’s a very, very bad title. When word leaked out that Star Wars II would be called Attack of the Clones, people went nuts. To George’s credit, the title ended up fitting nicely, and it was a pretty badass movie. But the new Transformers 2 title is something I couldn’t even come up with as a joke.

What is it? You’ll have to hit the jump to find out.

Next summer, we’ll all be blowing money on a Michael Bay film called Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.

It’s a bad title, however there might be something to it. In Transformers lore there’s a mysterious robot that has flames for his eyes and mouth who’s known as “The Fallen”. After a Spacebridge accident rendered Megatron and Optimus MIA for a time, The Fallen came and used supernatural powers to try to control a small cadre of Decepticons to bring Unicron to Cybertron.

OK, so this title probably has nothing to do with that. Let’s hope it’s just bad.