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Brando intros cubical time wasters that doubles as USB flash drives

Matt Burns

You might tell your boss that your new crap from Brando is just a flash drive, but we all know it’s something to burn the clock. Just think, you and your buddy could get different colored 8GB ‘flash drives’ and have a cubical ninja war with their bendable limbs. Or you could dress them up with the matching 8GB USB flash drive purse and have a little Project Runway fun. Okay. That option’s for the ladies. Yeah – the ladies. The Super Kid’s going for $38 with the 8GB purse selling for $36. 

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Matt Burns

Matt is a Managing Editor at TechCrunch.

He started at TechCrunch as a freelance writer in 2008 and moved up the ranks to become the Managing Editor in early 2017. Born and raised in the heart of the automotive world, he has a special place in his heart for mobility startups and gadgets.

At TechCrunch he manages the editorial side of the company’s events including TechCrunch Disrupt, TechCrunch Sessions and the company’s various worldwide events. Previously he was a freelance writer at Engadget and EngadgetHD where he hosted podcasts until he was removed from that role after saying a swear word. He’s very sorry and promises it won’t happen again.

His passions include emails, run-on sentences and following through with action items developed during a conference call. And woodwork.

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