Pirates versus Ninjas mobile for baby's crib

While the Pirates versus Ninjas debate has been well-documented, in the interest of good parenting perhaps you should expose your baby to both sides of the argument and let an opinion form naturally. Luckily, there’s a Ninjas AND Pirates mobile that would be perfect to dazzle and delight your offspring as he or she drifts off to sleep.

The mobile is/was available on Etsy.com but it is, of course, currently sold out. The product description is as follows:

There is a long running argument over who would win in the ultimate showdown: ninjas or pirates? With the Ninja Vs Pirate Mobile, you can witness the battle firsthand.

Figures are laser cut from 1/16″ solid black mat board and joined with black wire. Photographed with a quarter for scale (most mobiles take up approximately the same space as a basketball when in motion). The Ninja Vs Pirate Mobile is extremely lightweight and stays in motion with even the slightest breeze.

All mobiles are mailed 100% assembled and ready to hang. Free shipping within the US. Not recommended for children. Not recommended for outdoor use.

Not recommended for children?! Actually, it’s probably best to teach children early on that both ninjas and pirates should be approached with extreme caution.

Ninja Vs Pirate [Etsy via Neatorama]