Yes we can make "hellabytes" an SI-recognized term


All the hella-haters can spin on it. I want “hella” as an SI-recognized prefix along with “mega” and “kilo.” And that’s why I’m about to do something I rarely ever do: join a Facebook group. Point your little browser toward The Official Petition to Establish ‘Hella-‘ as the SI Prefix for 10^27 if you want your storage space in 50 years to be measured in hellabytes and the universe’s weight in hellagrams.

It came about as a sort of joke project by a student at UC Davis, but with 12,000+ people and a couple academics on board, it may just have a chance. Not really, though.

Honestly, it would hardly ever refer to anything except on the most astronomical of scales. One hellameter would be something like a billion light-years, and the limit of the universe as we know it seems to be, well, a fraction of that.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2cmlhfdxuY&hl=en_US&fs=1&]

A hellasecond would be about a two and a half million times the age of our galaxy. So really, there’s no danger of people who don’t like hella having to say it all the time. Come on people, let’s do this.

(Thanks to Todd Fuller for the image)

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