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Following in the tradition of “Shit Silicon Valley Says” and other Shit ______ Says memes, August Capital’s David Hornick has made “Shit VCs Say.”
There are some gems in here, including:
“Is an 11 good on Klout?”
“What if we put that in the cloud?”
“Have you ever tried Kiteboarding?”
“That is literally the worst Four Seasons in the world.”
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Add your own below, maybe we can get David to make another video.