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We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (Spotify Remix)

Spotify, I remember when we broke up the first time

Saying, “This is it, I’ve had enough,” ’cause like

We hadn’t seen each other in a two years

When you said you needed to stream my music for free. (Sometimes.)

Then you come around again and say

“Baby, I miss you and I swear we fairly compensate the artist community.”

Remember how that lasted for a day?

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I say, “I hate you,” we break up, you call me, “I love you.”

Ooh, we called it off again last night

But ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together,

We are never ever ever getting back together,

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like, ever…

I’m really gonna miss you picking fights

And me falling for it screaming that I’m right

And you would hide away and find your peace of mind

With some indie record that’s much cooler than mine

Ooh, you called me up again tonight

But ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

We are never, ever, ever getting back together

We are never, ever, ever getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to Scott Borchetta)

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Oh oh oh

I used to think that we were forever ever

And I used to say, “Never say never…”

Uggg… so he calls me up and he’s like, “I still love you,”

And I’m like… “I just… I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,

We are never getting back together. Like, ever”

No!

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